[Sat 2:27:20 PM] undefined - Michelle: Heard ya -------------------------- [Sat 2:27:20 PM] undefined - Rob: You were heard -------------------------- [Sat 2:29:06 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: -1 -------------------------- [Sat 2:29:21 PM] undefined - Kristian: blinded yourself with Science -------------------------- [Sat 2:29:26 PM] undefined - Michelle: Looks like -------------------------- [Sat 2:30:35 PM] undefined - Jason G: sound check? -------------------------- [Sat 2:31:35 PM] undefined - Jason G: mhmmm -------------------------- [Sat 2:31:35 PM] undefined - Jason K: hell yeah -------------------------- [Sat 2:31:46 PM] undefined - Michelle: So when the really weird rolls start, we know who's at fault. -------------------------- [Sat 2:31:49 PM] undefined - Kristian: is my mic actually working? -------------------------- [Sat 2:31:53 PM] undefined - Rob: Does the kitten decide who lives and who dies? -------------------------- [Sat 2:32:05 PM] undefined - Kristian: well I just meow'ed..so guess not -------------------------- [Sat 2:32:46 PM] undefined - Jason G: you were muted.. I unmuted you -------------------------- [Sat 2:33:03 PM] undefined - Kristian: tragic mistake -------------------------- [Sat 2:33:42 PM] undefined - Rob: The universe is going dark. -------------------------- [Sat 2:34:50 PM] undefined - Michelle: Sounded fine -------------------------- [Sat 2:34:55 PM] undefined - Jason G: seemed to work -------------------------- [Sat 2:36:51 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Patrick Simms or something like that -------------------------- [Sat 2:37:15 PM] undefined - Michelle: I hear Deb -------------------------- [Sat 2:37:20 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: You stopped talking for me -------------------------- [Sat 2:37:18 PM] undefined - Rob: Same. -------------------------- [Sat 2:37:21 PM] undefined - Jason K: Same -------------------------- [Sat 2:37:27 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: "a fellow,...:" -------------------------- [Sat 2:38:49 PM] undefined - Veth: OMG HE'S IN THE SHIP! -------------------------- [Sat 2:39:06 PM] undefined - Jason G: the call is coming from within the house! -------------------------- [Sat 2:39:28 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart looks at the back of the briefcase -------------------------- [Sat 2:39:36 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Prime Wheeler, are you.... in system? -------------------------- [Sat 2:39:35 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: I suppose this isn't the weirdest thing we've seen. -------------------------- [Sat 2:39:39 PM] undefined - Rob: We can't. I'm sure that Aiden just dismantled the communication device to figure out how it works. -------------------------- [Sat 2:39:48 PM] undefined - Veth: oh lord I need to redisable zoom to speaker. -------------------------- [Sat 2:40:08 PM] undefined - Michelle: Mine actually saved this time. *shrug* -------------------------- [Sat 2:40:20 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: I hate how right you are, Daniel -------------------------- [Sat 2:40:27 PM] undefined - Jason G: if you are talking, Deb, we don't hear you -------------------------- [Sat 2:40:39 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: yes -------------------------- [Sat 2:40:36 PM] undefined - Rob: Yes. -------------------------- [Sat 2:40:41 PM] undefined - Kristian: yep -------------------------- [Sat 2:40:46 PM] undefined - Kristian: is the cat on it? -------------------------- [Sat 2:41:02 PM] undefined - Rob: Have you tried turning it off and back on again? The cat, I mean. -------------------------- [Sat 2:41:34 PM] undefined - Rob: Yes. -------------------------- [Sat 2:41:39 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: yes -------------------------- [Sat 2:41:37 PM] undefined - Michelle: yup -------------------------- [Sat 2:42:02 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: not -------------------------- [Sat 2:42:01 PM] undefined - Michelle: not muted -------------------------- [Sat 2:42:19 PM] undefined - Kristian: NOPE -------------------------- [Sat 2:42:25 PM] undefined - Michelle: "That's not an option, dumbass.... oops!" -------------------------- [Sat 2:42:28 PM] undefined - Kristian: it's been like 3 years. -------------------------- [Sat 2:42:28 PM] undefined - Veth: OMG we're so old.. -------------------------- [Sat 2:43:25 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Impressive -------------------------- [Sat 2:43:29 PM] undefined - Veth: the sipping of an icy drink was a good touch -------------------------- [Sat 2:43:39 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Okay, I assume we might be pressed for time here so we'll just accept that. -------------------------- [Sat 2:43:55 PM] undefined - Jason K: I think we just discovered the first or third biggest secret since we already had the second -------------------------- [Sat 2:44:32 PM] undefined - Veth: money not only talks, it breaks the laws of physics. -------------------------- [Sat 2:45:40 PM] undefined - Kristian: so they stole your alien hentai collection, got it. -------------------------- [Sat 2:46:13 PM] undefined - Jason G: self-actuating tentacles -------------------------- [Sat 2:46:49 PM] undefined - Kristian: completely impenetrable..time to send in Dirk! -------------------------- [Sat 2:46:50 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Lots of impossible things happening all of the sudden -------------------------- [Sat 2:47:08 PM] undefined - Kristian: PUT IT ON THE BOARD, PRINCETON NEEDS A RIDE -------------------------- [Sat 2:47:13 PM] undefined - Rob: If it involves Princeton then we say no. -------------------------- [Sat 2:48:03 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Almost like making instantaneous calls over light years... -------------------------- [Sat 2:50:43 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: I assume you're paying us enough that we'll never have to work again, if we don't want to? -------------------------- [Sat 2:51:06 PM] undefined - Rob: The payment is in the form of free McDonald's for life. -------------------------- [Sat 2:51:55 PM] undefined - Veth: Sick pokemon RP -------------------------- [Sat 2:52:07 PM] undefined - Veth: Only reason possible. -------------------------- [Sat 2:52:41 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Do you know where Jack is? -------------------------- [Sat 2:53:00 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Not missing, per se. -------------------------- [Sat 2:53:00 PM] undefined - Veth: way to go aiden! You gave him free information! -------------------------- [Sat 2:53:04 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: How long do you think you can sit in communication tech like this before it breaks into the wild? -------------------------- [Sat 2:53:43 PM] undefined - Kristian: has he told us anything ever about the "recovered organic material" aka Calliope juice? -------------------------- [Sat 2:53:51 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: No offense, but why should we trust you with these artifacts? -------------------------- [Sat 2:54:08 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: That is a very low bar. -------------------------- [Sat 2:55:01 PM] undefined - Veth: Someone on his side is quantum entangling too much fortnite. -------------------------- [Sat 2:55:22 PM] undefined - Rob: Never trust a man with an ascot. -------------------------- [Sat 2:55:30 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Well this day was weirder than I imagined it'd be when I woke up -------------------------- [Sat 2:55:59 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Let's see Mr. Simms out and then we can discuss -------------------------- [Sat 2:56:00 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart rubs the back of his neck -------------------------- [Sat 2:56:00 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Really? I think it's getting to be par for the course for us. -------------------------- [Sat 2:56:14 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Feels like a trap. -------------------------- [Sat 2:56:23 PM] undefined - Rob: Din Akbar. -------------------------- [Sat 2:56:28 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan packs up the case and opens the door -------------------------- [Sat 2:56:30 PM] undefined - Veth: indeed -------------------------- [Sat 2:57:11 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Din Strata looks at Cara. -------------------------- [Sat 2:57:21 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: We'll need to consider the offer. We'll send a message either way. -------------------------- [Sat 2:57:59 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Thank you, Mr. Simms -------------------------- [Sat 2:58:16 PM] undefined - Rob: What is Swan's version of 'escorting him off the ship'? -------------------------- [Sat 2:58:32 PM] undefined - Kristian: spaced, directly through a wall -------------------------- [Sat 2:58:33 PM] undefined - Jason G: "This way, ...... sir...." -------------------------- [Sat 2:58:52 PM] undefined - Veth: Swan don't need to follow no physics. -------------------------- [Sat 2:59:23 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Well.. -------------------------- [Sat 2:59:28 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: So, this all relates to the artifact..... caper.. -------------------------- [Sat 2:59:34 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Thoughts? -------------------------- [Sat 3:00:13 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Even if it is a trap, would we want to risk anyone else .... handling this? -------------------------- [Sat 3:00:26 PM] undefined - Jason G: oh yeah, I figured there was some sort of faster-than-FTL way to comm. -------------------------- [Sat 3:00:27 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: So we're being asked to raid a Council and corporate lab, steal alien artifacts, and turn them over to the "opposition" of our government.... If our own people weren't already trying to kill us, this sure sounds like it'd ensure it. -------------------------- [Sat 3:00:31 PM] undefined - Jason G: FTFTL? -------------------------- [Sat 3:01:24 PM] Din Strata - Veth: I guess we could just get it all and keep it for ourselves. -------------------------- [Sat 3:01:33 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: and given our recent history, we're already on the Council's radar -------------------------- [Sat 3:01:41 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Great. Then EVERYONE will want to kill us. -------------------------- [Sat 3:02:06 PM] Din Strata - Veth: ...everyone doesn't already want to kill us? -------------------------- [Sat 3:02:07 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: I think close to everyone already does. -------------------------- [Sat 3:02:12 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: This seems like one of those fork in the road times when we have to pick a side. -------------------------- [Sat 3:02:15 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: or I guess no side. -------------------------- [Sat 3:02:25 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: but I think we are out of all sides land now -------------------------- [Sat 3:02:37 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Do you have any idea what these artifacts are, Aiden? -------------------------- [Sat 3:03:05 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Right. and to be honest with everyone, with the breakthroughs we've made lately, I believe we will be very successful even if we choose not to take Wheeler's offer. -------------------------- [Sat 3:03:14 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: So I don't want anyone to feel pressured. -------------------------- [Sat 3:04:11 PM] undefined - Rob: I like how that ominously got bigger. -------------------------- [Sat 3:04:22 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Only that they predate humankind as we know it, Mr. Denhardt. Everything we have seen seems to have been created by a civilization who had a much greater grasp on the quantum world. -------------------------- [Sat 3:04:26 PM] Din Strata - Veth: One thing that gets my security senses tingling... I don't like the idea of them having so much access to our ship that they could plant something. -------------------------- [Sat 3:04:59 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: That's a good point. -------------------------- [Sat 3:05:04 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: It's possible they could be watching us without a planted device. -------------------------- [Sat 3:05:13 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Given that we are talking about technology beyond what we even understand now. -------------------------- [Sat 3:05:23 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Din Strata makes an annoyed grunt. -------------------------- [Sat 3:06:14 PM] undefined - Jason G: I hate that I have questions NOW, after the call ended haha -------------------------- [Sat 3:06:12 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Other concern is them finding Calliope. -------------------------- [Sat 3:06:18 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: We could inspect everything that's put into the ship and make sure it's clean. -------------------------- [Sat 3:06:27 PM] undefined - Veth: oh, right, nevermind -------------------------- [Sat 3:06:43 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk was going to ask if they knew anything else about the bio material stuff... -------------------------- [Sat 3:06:47 PM] undefined - Kristian: BUT IGNORED -------------------------- [Sat 3:07:06 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Well, we can always go and ask more questions in person. -------------------------- [Sat 3:07:10 PM] undefined - Jason G: the AI goo -------------------------- [Sat 3:07:20 PM] undefined - Kristian: if Malkovich had ever given us any info about the goo beyond what we already know -------------------------- [Sat 3:07:40 PM] undefined - Kristian: like...is there more there they aren't telling us too. -------------------------- [Sat 3:07:51 PM] undefined - Jason G: Dirk is concerned mainly because of how much skin exposure he's had to the goo lately... -------------------------- [Sat 3:08:00 PM] undefined - Kristian: Not much, just four. -------------------------- [Sat 3:08:17 PM] undefined - Jason G: Aiden would love to chat with Florence as well -------------------------- [Sat 3:08:18 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: This isn't a regular job. Even intervening with Northwinds was legal. Unless we think we could pull off what he's asking with absolutely no witnesses, we'll become #1 on the most wanted list. -------------------------- [Sat 3:08:33 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: oh.... -------------------------- [Sat 3:08:37 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Roland Denhardt sighs -------------------------- [Sat 3:08:43 PM] undefined - Kristian: how does Dirk feel about Daniel's statement? I assume yeah not legal in Council law terms -------------------------- [Sat 3:08:42 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Some of us have family here... It's not just us we're risking. -------------------------- [Sat 3:09:28 PM] undefined - Michelle: Doesn't take the target off our heads -------------------------- [Sat 3:09:51 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: I think we're going to end up #1 on the wanted list anyway. Just not a public one. We know a hell of a lot as it is and it would be convenient to shut us up. -------------------------- [Sat 3:10:17 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: If someone wanted to use our families to blackmail us, I feel like that would have been happening already. -------------------------- [Sat 3:10:25 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Right Angelica? -------------------------- [Sat 3:10:44 PM] undefined - Rob: Angelica is blackmailing Dirk? -------------------------- [Sat 3:10:48 PM] Din Strata - Veth: We could put together all the secrets we've learned, and put it somewhere safe. Get someone we trust to send it to the public if we don't make it back or whatever. -------------------------- [Sat 3:11:14 PM] Angelica Triggs - Jen: Sure, I'm blackmailing Dirk. -------------------------- [Sat 3:11:18 PM] undefined - Kristian: Clearly the solution is we have Tomoe record a song and if you play it backwards it spills all the state secrets -------------------------- [Sat 3:11:21 PM] undefined - Kristian: also that John is really dead. -------------------------- [Sat 3:11:20 PM] Angelica Triggs - Jen: Angelica Triggs laughs -------------------------- [Sat 3:11:53 PM] undefined - Jason G: but the council has whatever the other artifact research revealed -------------------------- [Sat 3:12:09 PM] undefined - Jason G: afk 2mins -------------------------- [Sat 3:12:17 PM] undefined - Kristian: ...man I just had an Ozymandias intrusive thought of intentionally trying to summon deepspace demon squid so all of humankind unites instead of fighting each other. -------------------------- [Sat 3:12:18 PM] undefined - Michelle: Daniel is hardly loyal to the Council/WDF at this stage, but he's going to need a good reason to potentially get exiled to Jericho. -------------------------- [Sat 3:12:24 PM] Angelica Triggs - Jen: If we were going to be blackmailed it would have happened already, in this case I agree with Dirk. -------------------------- [Sat 3:12:30 PM] undefined - Debinani: lol -------------------------- [Sat 3:12:48 PM] undefined - Rob: Roland's neither for nor against it at this point. -------------------------- [Sat 3:13:06 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: So aside from the ethics of the matter...can we talk practicality for a minute? -------------------------- [Sat 3:13:16 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Sure? -------------------------- [Sat 3:13:20 PM] Din Strata - Veth: I really wish we could know how Jack feels about this. -------------------------- [Sat 3:13:44 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: While I appreciate Jericho's confidence, I am not sure we can really pull off this "dive through the barrier around Solis" stuff without a really bad outcome for us. -------------------------- [Sat 3:14:07 PM] Angelica Triggs - Jen: 5 -------------------------- [Sat 3:14:16 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Well that's...unnerving -------------------------- [Sat 3:14:35 PM] undefined - Debinani: Solace -------------------------- [Sat 3:14:45 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: How so? -------------------------- [Sat 3:15:35 PM] undefined - Kristian: and what type of drive do we have? -------------------------- [Sat 3:15:46 PM] undefined - Kristian: we have a grade 3 Tomoe and Dirk! -------------------------- [Sat 3:15:50 PM] undefined - Veth: Cut to the mission, and the last boss involves..... disarming a single mine. -------------------------- [Sat 3:15:50 PM] undefined - Rob: So why are there not more grade 2 drives? -------------------------- [Sat 3:16:14 PM] undefined - Jason G: back -------------------------- [Sat 3:16:17 PM] undefined - Kristian: we are overclocked lol -------------------------- [Sat 3:16:43 PM] undefined - Rob: Ah, got it. We're on the cutting edge, so to speak. -------------------------- [Sat 3:17:25 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk goes down..but might not know how to come back up. -------------------------- [Sat 3:17:27 PM] undefined - Veth: Deep dive Dirk was already his nickname after all. -------------------------- [Sat 3:17:48 PM] undefined - Rob: I thought it was Crash and Burn Yang. -------------------------- [Sat 3:18:03 PM] undefined - Veth: Just kidding, it was drunk drive dirk. -------------------------- [Sat 3:18:28 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Bad outcome how, Dirk? -------------------------- [Sat 3:18:43 PM] undefined - Jason G: Harvey might know where Jack is. -------------------------- [Sat 3:18:40 PM] undefined - Veth: Better than being known as Speedbump Strata. -------------------------- [Sat 3:18:51 PM] undefined - Kristian: hammer 1000 nails and no one calls you a carpenter. Drunkenly burn down GNN ONE TIME and you're branded for life -------------------------- [Sat 3:19:01 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: I don't recall hearing any real time pressure on this? -------------------------- [Sat 3:19:32 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Bad outcome as in...we get stuck down there or something else weird happens. Things have gotten..twisty..the last couple of times we have travelled. -------------------------- [Sat 3:19:54 PM] undefined - Jason G: how concerned would Aiden be that Jack went dark, given his history? -------------------------- [Sat 3:19:54 PM] undefined - Kristian: so time to take Princeton on one last party cruise WOOO SPACESPRING BREAK -------------------------- [Sat 3:20:07 PM] undefined - Kristian: Jack is probably on Solace running the whole thing. -------------------------- [Sat 3:20:29 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Well, as for me I'm in for whatever we want to do here. It's not like life is going to get any more interesting anywhere else but here. -------------------------- [Sat 3:21:23 PM] undefined - Jason G: so clearly.. now is the time to split the party, right? -------------------------- [Sat 3:21:28 PM] undefined - Veth: into 9 groups! -------------------------- [Sat 3:21:44 PM] undefined - Rob: Yes. -------------------------- [Sat 3:21:52 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk and Tomoe go on an N space adventure on the Preach, everyone else gets blown up or something idk -------------------------- [Sat 3:22:16 PM] undefined - Jason G: great idea, let's table that for a bit -------------------------- [Sat 3:22:46 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: I think we have some loose ends to tie up, but given the opportunity for upgrades to go along with our retrofit, assuming we survive the experience I am not adverse to picking sides. -------------------------- [Sat 3:23:04 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Jericho has been considerably more forthcoming with us than Team Council, at least. -------------------------- [Sat 3:23:40 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Doesn't seem like they're demanding future loyalty either. -------------------------- [Sat 3:23:56 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Given recent events, I would like to chat with Ms. Abinde - here, in system. and maybe if you have Calliope questions they could also be asked Mr. Yang. -------------------------- [Sat 3:24:29 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: It also gives us a little time to listen around for where Jack may have gone -------------------------- [Sat 3:25:01 PM] undefined - Jason G: Deb not talking again? -------------------------- [Sat 3:25:11 PM] undefined - Michelle: He's waiting for us to do something. lol -------------------------- [Sat 3:25:21 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart sighs -------------------------- [Sat 3:25:33 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: I have many more questions for Mr Wheeler as well, if we're seriously considering this -------------------------- [Sat 3:25:31 PM] undefined - Veth: I SAY FOR NOW WE INDECISIVELY HIDE IN A HOTEL! -------------------------- [Sat 3:25:51 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk is on board with Din's binge plan -------------------------- [Sat 3:25:55 PM] undefined - Rob: Our last time at a hotel wasn't that great. -------------------------- [Sat 3:26:01 PM] undefined - Kristian: let's retire to somewhere bougie, like Space Tahoe -------------------------- [Sat 3:26:15 PM] undefined - Kristian: speak for yourself, that hot chocolate was fuckin' bomb, yo -------------------------- [Sat 3:26:16 PM] undefined - Rob: Din's probably forgotten it due to the concussion he experienced when 'defusing' that bomb. -------------------------- [Sat 3:26:25 PM] undefined - Veth: probably. -------------------------- [Sat 3:26:47 PM] undefined - Veth: it was indeed a defusing. It no longer had a fuse when I was done. -------------------------- [Sat 3:26:57 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: If there's going to be a shooting war, I certainly wouldn't hate having top-of-the-line equipment on the Salvage -------------------------- [Sat 3:27:07 PM] undefined - Jason G: how far of a flight would it be to where Florence is? -------------------------- [Sat 3:27:28 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: oh, so more than two weeks -------------------------- [Sat 3:28:10 PM] Debinani - Debinani: <div class="physics-tools"><h3>Travel Times</h3><b>Thrust</b>: 9.8m/s² (1.0g) <br /><b>Distance</b>: 10AU<br /><b>Time</b>: 9d 0h 59m <br /><br /><b>Time to impact</b>: 6d 9h 26m <br /></div> -------------------------- [Sat 3:28:09 PM] undefined - Rob: Dirk could get us there faster. Or not get us there at all. One of the two. -------------------------- [Sat 3:28:39 PM] undefined - Kristian: Honestly for local, low risk travel it would probably not be the stupidest idea to let Dirk practice interstellar water polo -------------------------- [Sat 3:28:49 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan privately comms Florence, "Hope you are well, We and Callope are in system and would love to catch up. hugs and kisses, Aiden" (except not the last part) -------------------------- [Sat 3:29:52 PM] undefined - Jason G: did you SAY that mayvik? -------------------------- [Sat 3:29:54 PM] Debinani - Debinani: <div class="physics-tools"><h2>Physics Tools</h2>/physics &lt;command&gt; &lt;args&gt;<br /><br /><h3>Commands</h3>planet [Radius] [Density]<br />planet [Radius] [Density] [Orbit distance]<br />thrust [g] [Distance]<br />ethrust [g] [Distance]<br />rocket [WetMass] [DryMass] [isp]<br />lag [Distance]<br /><br /><h3>Units</h3>m - Metres<br />km - Kilometres<br />Mkm - Millions of Kilometres<br />AU - Astronomical Units (150Mkm)<br />lm - Light minute (0.1AU)<br />lh - Light hour (7AU)<br />ld - Light day (173AU)<br />lw - Light week (1,212AU)<br />ly - Light year (63,241AU)<br />pc - Parsec (3.2616ly)<br /><br /><h3>Common Units (radii and densities)</h3>Earth|E - Earth <span class="values">(6,371km, 5.51g/cm³)</span><br />Jupiter|J - Jupiter <span class="values">(69,911km, 1.33g/cm³)</span><br />Sol|Sun - Sol <span class="values">(696,340km, 1.41g/cm³)</span><br />Mercury - Mercury <span class="values">(2,440km, 5.43g/cm³)</span><br />Venus - Venus <span class="values">(6,052km, 5.24g/cm³)</span><br />Moon - Moon <span class="values">(1,737km, 3.34g/cm³)</span><br />Mars - Mars <span class="values">(3,390km, 3.93g/cm³)</span><br />Saturn - Saturn <span class="values">(58,232km, 0.687g/cm³)</span><br />Uranus - Uranus <span class="values">(25,362km, 1.27g/cm³)</span><br />Neptune - Neptune <span class="values">(24,622km, 1.64g/cm³)</span><br />Pluto - Pluto <span class="values">(1,188km, 1.88g/cm³)</span><br /></div> -------------------------- [Sat 3:30:22 PM] undefined - Kristian: no I did not :( -------------------------- [Sat 3:30:28 PM] undefined - Jason G: darn -------------------------- [Sat 3:30:28 PM] Debinani - Debinani: <div class="physics-tools"><h3>Travel Times</h3><b>Thrust</b>: 9.8m/s² (1.0g) <br /><b>Distance</b>: 19km<br /><b>Time</b>: 1m 28s<br /><br /><b>Time to impact</b>: 1m 2s<br /></div> -------------------------- [Sat 3:30:35 PM] Debinani - Debinani: <div class="physics-tools"><h3>Travel Times</h3><b>Thrust</b>: 9.8m/s² (1.0g) <br /><b>Distance</b>: 19AU<br /><b>Time</b>: 12d 11h 5m <br /><br /><b>Time to impact</b>: 8d 19h 30m <br /></div> -------------------------- [Sat 3:31:20 PM] undefined - Kristian: didn't we have like...4 other things we had to do here? -------------------------- [Sat 3:31:43 PM] undefined - Rob: We have 3 jobs on the board. One look- yeah, that. -------------------------- [Sat 3:31:53 PM] undefined - Jason G: there was the plea -------------------------- [Sat 3:31:55 PM] undefined - Jason G: yeah -------------------------- [Sat 3:31:55 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk wants to check in on Peach an see how things are going there, and maybe tell Mon Capitaine to try and take jobs that are not in areas where he is likely to get blown up in a big war -------------------------- [Sat 3:32:45 PM] undefined - Kristian: luxury "celeb yachting" cruises. -------------------------- [Sat 3:32:52 PM] undefined - Kristian: (release the Yang list!) -------------------------- [Sat 3:35:22 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: 400 years... so we talking Antediluvians? lizards in skinsuits? generational sleeving? -------------------------- [Sat 3:35:52 PM] undefined - Veth: AKA fallout style. -------------------------- [Sat 3:36:14 PM] undefined - Rob: Fallout style? Is that when someone keeps telling us a settlement is in danger? -------------------------- [Sat 3:36:29 PM] undefined - Kristian: ...fucker.. -------------------------- [Sat 3:36:54 PM] undefined - Kristian: it's still funneling $ into my account? -------------------------- [Sat 3:37:03 PM] undefined - Kristian: the correct amount of $, I should say -------------------------- [Sat 3:37:26 PM] undefined - Kristian: then fuck it haha..not worth a side quest. -------------------------- [Sat 3:37:34 PM] undefined - Jason G: Jack paid your captain more than you pay... :) -------------------------- [Sat 3:37:50 PM] undefined - Kristian: This will be when it turns out it's being used to smuggle guns to the rebels and I go to space pound me in the ass prison -------------------------- [Sat 3:39:03 PM] undefined - Kristian: to his real son, Dirk -------------------------- [Sat 3:39:20 PM] undefined - Kristian: And it turned out I was the real Bastard all along. -------------------------- [Sat 3:39:42 PM] undefined - Veth: the real bastard, was the friends we made along the way. -------------------------- [Sat 3:40:14 PM] undefined - Veth: wow -------------------------- [Sat 3:40:18 PM] undefined - Michelle: Probably figured he might get disappeared too -------------------------- [Sat 3:40:20 PM] undefined - Veth: that is indeed a lot -------------------------- [Sat 3:40:27 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Does the trust have any control over the shares, or just holding it? -------------------------- [Sat 3:40:55 PM] undefined - Jason G: right, that's my concern -------------------------- [Sat 3:41:18 PM] undefined - Rob: What was the percentage of the ship again? -------------------------- [Sat 3:41:21 PM] Angelica Triggs - Jen: I'm sure he had his reasons. -------------------------- [Sat 3:41:23 PM] undefined - Veth: Man, your denny's must be in a bad neighborhood. -------------------------- [Sat 3:42:00 PM] undefined - Jason G: spoiler, it was Princeton and now he REALLY wants a ride in HIS spaceship -------------------------- [Sat 3:42:05 PM] undefined - Rob: That was my unvoiced fear. -------------------------- [Sat 3:42:17 PM] undefined - Kristian: loool -------------------------- [Sat 3:43:13 PM] undefined - Kristian: anything legally shady about any of this? -------------------------- [Sat 3:43:54 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: 4 -------------------------- [Sat 3:43:57 PM] undefined - Veth: He fought the law with a... law roll. -------------------------- [Sat 3:44:04 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Unless we have some other plans here or objections, let's catch up with Ms. Abinde. It will be two dives unfortunately. (we have the spool up time to do whatever) -------------------------- [Sat 3:44:14 PM] undefined - Kristian: seriously...3 - and still great haha -------------------------- [Sat 3:44:47 PM] undefined - Kristian: it's his ex wife. It's ALWAYS the ex wife. -------------------------- [Sat 3:45:10 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan is actually worried now that Jack is planning something "noble and stupid" -------------------------- [Sat 3:46:14 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Jack would never have asked us to help in certain things, although I wish he would. -------------------------- [Sat 3:46:27 PM] undefined - Rob: We're going to arrive on Solace to raid the artifacts only to find out that Jack just left with them. -------------------------- [Sat 3:46:56 PM] undefined - Jason G: that would be the SECOND time for Aiden then -------------------------- [Sat 3:46:58 PM] undefined - Michelle: The lab in a giant fireball behind him -------------------------- [Sat 3:47:31 PM] undefined - Kristian: Try to call Aiden aside -------------------------- [Sat 3:47:42 PM] undefined - Kristian: yeah...wanted to see if we could do a practice jump -------------------------- [Sat 3:48:26 PM] undefined - Kristian: what if we were to say, "misjump' somewhere else, and then jump back to Demeter, so it's same net time and we can say "damnit our janky rebuilt ship is having jump problems" -------------------------- [Sat 3:48:29 PM] undefined - Jason G: maybe we try to arrive just outside the normal spot and burn for a day or so in -------------------------- [Sat 3:48:35 PM] undefined - Jason G: right -------------------------- [Sat 3:48:50 PM] undefined - Kristian: lose no time but get to experiment. -------------------------- [Sat 3:49:34 PM] undefined - Kristian: "Top Secret, we don't pay you enough to know what's up" -------------------------- [Sat 3:49:37 PM] undefined - Jason G: they're going to figure it out eventually, yes... -------------------------- [Sat 3:49:53 PM] undefined - Jason G: for a given value of "it" -------------------------- [Sat 3:50:12 PM] undefined - Kristian: also just confirming, Tomoe is and is going to stay off ship right? -------------------------- [Sat 3:50:28 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Mr. Yang. Up for a little.... practice? -------------------------- [Sat 3:50:35 PM] undefined - Rob: Dirk removes his pants -------------------------- [Sat 3:50:46 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: No..but it's probably prudent if we have an opportunity and it's safe...r. -------------------------- [Sat 3:50:54 PM] undefined - Kristian: lol -------------------------- [Sat 3:51:08 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk wears pull-away pants, it takes like 0.3 seconds -------------------------- [Sat 3:51:14 PM] undefined - Jason G: safe. can any of us guarantee that? -------------------------- [Sat 3:51:23 PM] undefined - Jason G: wasn't OOC -------------------------- [Sat 3:51:33 PM] undefined - Kristian: safe...r -------------------------- [Sat 3:52:05 PM] undefined - Rob: There's no way this could go horribly wrong. -------------------------- [Sat 3:52:14 PM] undefined - Kristian: Assuming I can converse with Aiden semi-privately on the topic... -------------------------- [Sat 3:52:17 PM] undefined - Michelle: Let's risk the multi-million dollar ship and all its crew just to see if we can go a little faster for the heck of it... -------------------------- [Sat 3:52:24 PM] undefined - Jason G: but so much to gain! -------------------------- [Sat 3:52:29 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: If we do this..probably need more help from Calliope. -------------------------- [Sat 3:52:31 PM] undefined - Veth: lol -------------------------- [Sat 3:52:40 PM] undefined - Kristian: hahaha -------------------------- [Sat 3:52:46 PM] undefined - Veth: someone trick aiden into an airlock, quick! -------------------------- [Sat 3:53:09 PM] undefined - Kristian: It's always great with the 2 major ownership interests have a common plan for fuckery -------------------------- [Sat 3:53:11 PM] undefined - Jason G: aiden already has this head and body sensor rig all set up and ready to collect telemetry -------------------------- [Sat 3:53:10 PM] undefined - Veth: we space him ina suit, jump away, and back, then never mention it again. -------------------------- [Sat 3:53:37 PM] undefined - Kristian: IN HIS HEAD HE DOES -------------------------- [Sat 3:53:54 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk will legalese his way into full ownership if you push me! -------------------------- [Sat 3:54:12 PM] undefined - Kristian: will start the first n-space squidfuckin' cruiseline for rich people -------------------------- [Sat 3:54:25 PM] undefined - Veth: He legals so hard he actually rewrites the existing contract with his mind. -------------------------- [Sat 3:54:32 PM] undefined - Jason G: controlled intentional psychic fuckery -------------------------- [Sat 3:54:54 PM] undefined - Kristian: doing this in medbay, or my quarters if Aiden doesn't have a hissy about it -------------------------- [Sat 3:55:00 PM] undefined - Jason G: to be clear... we're not going straight there -------------------------- [Sat 3:55:10 PM] undefined - Kristian: dumb you say? lol -------------------------- [Sat 3:55:22 PM] undefined - Jason G: lol, challenge accepted -------------------------- [Sat 3:55:32 PM] undefined - Kristian: we arrive in the past. God damnit Dirk! -------------------------- [Sat 3:55:54 PM] undefined - Veth: odds are far better we end up at a prostitution planet. -------------------------- [Sat 3:55:57 PM] undefined - Michelle: Turns out Dirk WAS the Yang that came to Whistler in the first place -------------------------- [Sat 3:55:56 PM] undefined - Rob: With the rest of us unknowingly along for the ride. -------------------------- [Sat 3:56:06 PM] undefined - Jason G: I am at a loss as to what else we could go here -------------------------- [Sat 3:56:17 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk will absolutely not -------------------------- [Sat 3:56:26 PM] undefined - Jason G: ??? do what? -------------------------- [Sat 3:56:25 PM] undefined - Veth: would be way funnier that way. -------------------------- [Sat 3:56:41 PM] undefined - Michelle: yeah, probably don't want to tell Daniel what you're up to. lol -------------------------- [Sat 3:56:54 PM] undefined - Kristian: OH SHIT WE ARE IN MEDIEVIL TIMES WHAT HAPPENED?! -------------------------- [Sat 3:56:59 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Better to ask forgiveness than permission. -------------------------- [Sat 3:56:57 PM] undefined - Rob: They have nothing to lose. Either it works, and we remain ignorant, or it goes horribly wrong and we're all dead anyway. -------------------------- [Sat 3:57:02 PM] undefined - Veth: oops -------------------------- [Sat 3:57:35 PM] undefined - Jason G: in the words of Mr. Jesse Pinkman. "Yeah! Science, ... bitch!" -------------------------- [Sat 3:58:07 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Calliope...I need you to be with me on this please. -------------------------- [Sat 3:58:20 PM] undefined - Kristian: SO MANY TITTIES WOOOOOO -------------------------- [Sat 3:58:37 PM] undefined - Kristian: so does it have to be far, or just..deep? -------------------------- [Sat 3:58:36 PM] undefined - Veth: we end the jump with Dirk's johnson crammed into a computer port. -------------------------- [Sat 3:58:42 PM] undefined - Rob: We're going to end up in the Porn-verse, aren't we? -------------------------- [Sat 3:58:52 PM] undefined - Kristian: thinking of a parabola -------------------------- [Sat 3:58:54 PM] undefined - Kristian: THAT -------------------------- [Sat 3:59:11 PM] undefined - Veth: boobs are indeed a parabola. -------------------------- [Sat 3:59:42 PM] undefined - Kristian: that last one is more what I am thinking. More pushing the boundaries of deep, with less focus on time and distance. -------------------------- [Sat 4:00:03 PM] undefined - Michelle: And then the space monster murders began... -------------------------- [Sat 4:00:06 PM] undefined - Kristian: with a "teensie psychic"? -------------------------- [Sat 4:00:16 PM] undefined - Kristian: somewhere outside of regularly travelled areas -------------------------- [Sat 4:00:24 PM] undefined - Kristian: not attracting attention -------------------------- [Sat 4:00:36 PM] undefined - Jason G: close enough that we still need eyes where we're going -------------------------- [Sat 4:00:35 PM] undefined - Veth: just don't go out to get milk. You're not the kind of man who comes back from that. -------------------------- [Sat 4:00:53 PM] undefined - Kristian: weird I hit the button and it didn't roll lol -------------------------- [Sat 4:00:56 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: 3 -------------------------- [Sat 4:01:10 PM] undefined - Kristian: not THAT terrible..yea plus FP -------------------------- [Sat 4:01:49 PM] undefined - Rob: Why is there a gaping maw surrounded by tentacles outside the window? -------------------------- [Sat 4:02:04 PM] undefined - Veth: that's always been there, you didn't notice? -------------------------- [Sat 4:02:16 PM] undefined - Rob: Literally? -------------------------- [Sat 4:02:21 PM] undefined - Kristian: where we're going, we don't need bile -------------------------- [Sat 4:02:38 PM] undefined - Veth: everyone has traded stomachs. -------------------------- [Sat 4:03:05 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Calliope, can you still hear me? -------------------------- [Sat 4:03:06 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Roland Denhardt frantically starts running diagnostics to find out what's gone wrong with the dive -------------------------- [Sat 4:03:32 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: 0 -------------------------- [Sat 4:03:43 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk pops out in Times Square right next to the naked cowboy. NOOOOoooOooOOOooo -------------------------- [Sat 4:03:43 PM] undefined - Rob: Game over, man! -------------------------- [Sat 4:04:21 PM] undefined - Veth: oh no! We didn't parabola! We sine waved! -------------------------- [Sat 4:04:59 PM] undefined - Jason G: light snack -------------------------- [Sat 4:05:03 PM] undefined - Kristian: "misjump" -------------------------- [Sat 4:05:32 PM] undefined - Kristian: roll Constitution to not throw up in zero G -------------------------- [Sat 4:05:31 PM] undefined - Michelle: Dirk just killed Jack -------------------------- [Sat 4:05:33 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Ow... -------------------------- [Sat 4:05:45 PM] undefined - Kristian: Kristian is afk -------------------------- [Sat 4:05:56 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan quickly checks the stars to make sure we went where we actually intended -------------------------- [Sat 4:05:58 PM] undefined - Jason G: Jason G is afk -------------------------- [Sat 4:05:54 PM] undefined - Rob: Rob is afk -------------------------- [Sat 4:05:57 PM] Debinani - Debinani: <div class="timer-msg complete"><div class="timer-flavor">Break Time</div><div class="timer-time">00:00:00</div><div class="timer-bar"><div></div></div><div class="complete-msg">Complete</div></div> -------------------------- [Sat 4:06:00 PM] undefined - Michelle: Michelle is afk -------------------------- [Sat 4:15:07 PM] undefined - Michelle: Michelle is back -------------------------- [Sat 4:15:29 PM] undefined - Jason G: Jason G is back -------------------------- [Sat 4:16:31 PM] undefined - Kristian: Kristian is back -------------------------- [Sat 4:16:56 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: *on the comm to just the main crew* What the hell was that? -------------------------- [Sat 4:17:21 PM] Din Strata - Veth: One minute... throwing up.. -------------------------- [Sat 4:17:25 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: I was wondering the same fucking thing -------------------------- [Sat 4:17:31 PM] undefined - Kristian: how am I feeling, did I get all the dive nausea too? -------------------------- [Sat 4:17:45 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Feels like I got hit by another car. -------------------------- [Sat 4:17:49 PM] undefined - Rob: Rob is back -------------------------- [Sat 4:18:15 PM] undefined - Rob: Wait... grade 90 vs the grade 2 we were expecting? -------------------------- [Sat 4:18:38 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Uh... so, my math might be slightly off but our dive was... deeper than expected. -------------------------- [Sat 4:18:52 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Aiden? What do you have for me? -------------------------- [Sat 4:18:50 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Over 40 times deeper. -------------------------- [Sat 4:19:05 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Was that good, bad, shitily apocalytpic? -------------------------- [Sat 4:19:07 PM] undefined - Michelle: I'm assuming Dirk and Aiden are ignoring us for now. lol -------------------------- [Sat 4:19:24 PM] undefined - Jason G: so only a factor of 45 times more than usual -------------------------- [Sat 4:19:26 PM] undefined - Rob: Probably. They ignored us when considering who to tell about this. :P -------------------------- [Sat 4:19:34 PM] undefined - Jason G: we can do better! -------------------------- [Sat 4:19:48 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Mr. Yang? -------------------------- [Sat 4:19:46 PM] Din Strata - Veth: WHY DOES ALL THE WEIRD STUFF HAVE TO HAPPEN TO US?! -------------------------- [Sat 4:19:53 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Still with us? -------------------------- [Sat 4:19:50 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: What do you mean "deeper"? Tomoe is off the ship! -------------------------- [Sat 4:20:03 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Yeah I'm here. -------------------------- [Sat 4:20:08 PM] undefined - Michelle: But they'll have noticed... -------------------------- [Sat 4:20:18 PM] undefined - Kristian: if I have a "private" channel.. -------------------------- [Sat 4:20:24 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Calliope, you hear me? -------------------------- [Sat 4:20:34 PM] undefined - Rob: Roland will tell that that there was an anomaly with the dive and ask them if everyone is all right -------------------------- [Sat 4:20:45 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Did you lose track of me while that was happening? -------------------------- [Sat 4:21:04 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Including ship status? -------------------------- [Sat 4:21:01 PM] undefined - Rob: Dirk made the AI barf? -------------------------- [Sat 4:21:09 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan sets a dose of the 'meds' down next to Dirk and starts disconnecting the telemetry suit -------------------------- [Sat 4:21:12 PM] undefined - Michelle: How many of the crew resigns now that this ship has had TWO misjumps? -------------------------- [Sat 4:21:19 PM] undefined - Jason G: meds and booze -------------------------- [Sat 4:21:35 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Is that typical during a dive where you..black out? -------------------------- [Sat 4:21:46 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Are you OK with that? -------------------------- [Sat 4:21:58 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Must be disconcerting if it is the first time. -------------------------- [Sat 4:22:13 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk knows all about that :( -------------------------- [Sat 4:22:22 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Nothing on your clocks, Callipoe? A hole, or just asleep? -------------------------- [Sat 4:22:33 PM] undefined - Jason G: Calliope -------------------------- [Sat 4:22:34 PM] undefined - Kristian: THIS IS DMs YO -------------------------- [Sat 4:22:46 PM] undefined - Kristian: Aiden spying on my private chats, I see how it is. -------------------------- [Sat 4:22:47 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart heads for the engine room -------------------------- [Sat 4:22:57 PM] undefined - Jason G: didn't know that... sorry -------------------------- [Sat 4:23:25 PM] undefined - Veth: great, now we have to go to every room in the ship and take the clocks down.... -------------------------- [Sat 4:23:42 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan comms shipwide - Everyone OK? -------------------------- [Sat 4:23:40 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Well... shit? Roland, all looks fine down here. -------------------------- [Sat 4:23:50 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Hardly! -------------------------- [Sat 4:24:06 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Dirk Yang replies over open comms -------------------------- [Sat 4:24:16 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Jesus how fucking much did I drink, I feel like I turned inside out -------------------------- [Sat 4:24:15 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Harlan, that dive was... very wrong. Any idea what happened? -------------------------- [Sat 4:24:30 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: (to Dirk) you know, we're going to have to tell them. -------------------------- [Sat 4:24:38 PM] undefined - Rob: Did he say 'tell' or 'kill'? -------------------------- [Sat 4:24:58 PM] undefined - Michelle: Daniel hasn't quite gotten there yet, but... -------------------------- [Sat 4:25:05 PM] undefined - Jason G: lol, only two letters difference... hmm -------------------------- [Sat 4:25:15 PM] undefined - Rob: But Tomoe's not on the ship... -------------------------- [Sat 4:25:26 PM] undefined - Veth: "Dirk accidentally doing it with Tomoe." is going to need to be taken out of context. -------------------------- [Sat 4:25:37 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Wait... where's DIrk? -------------------------- [Sat 4:25:48 PM] undefined - Kristian: I mean didn't Tomoe accidentally do it with the townsfolk at one point? -------------------------- [Sat 4:26:07 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Dirk - please tell me that wasn't you. -------------------------- [Sat 4:26:41 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: (finally replying to Roland) What exactly happened? Still collecting that data, Mr. Denhardt. -------------------------- [Sat 4:26:53 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart heads for the med bay -------------------------- [Sat 4:27:02 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Thanks, Calliope. -------------------------- [Sat 4:27:03 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Calliope, do you have any insight on what went wrong with that last dive? -------------------------- [Sat 4:27:18 PM] undefined - Rob: Today's test... can AI's lie? -------------------------- [Sat 4:27:32 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Fuck it -------------------------- [Sat 4:27:32 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Cara Burton follows Daniel -------------------------- [Sat 4:27:37 PM] undefined - Jason G: technically she doesn't know -------------------------- [Sat 4:27:35 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Yeah everybody it was me. -------------------------- [Sat 4:27:52 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: You how? -------------------------- [Sat 4:27:55 PM] Din Strata - Veth: God damnit. -------------------------- [Sat 4:28:07 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Did you SERIOUSLY just fuck with the live's of everyone on this ship? -------------------------- [Sat 4:28:12 PM] undefined - Jason G: hopefully this telemetry rig is done being removed... -------------------------- [Sat 4:28:06 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Roland Denhardt rubs his face -------------------------- [Sat 4:28:27 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Roland Denhardt heads to med-bay -------------------------- [Sat 4:28:32 PM] undefined - Michelle: lol. Aiden covering his butt? -------------------------- [Sat 4:28:35 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: So you know how sometimes when you get wasted, you get really good at something you weren't good at before? Like say billiards, or darts? -------------------------- [Sat 4:28:44 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Cara Burton just stares -------------------------- [Sat 4:29:00 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: But if you get too drunk, you start be totally shit at it again? -------------------------- [Sat 4:29:24 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: And the key to being really good at billiards is just finding that spot where you're just drunk enough, and you're in that perfect zone? -------------------------- [Sat 4:29:38 PM] undefined - Veth: This is going to go over so well. -------------------------- [Sat 4:29:41 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: That's kinda where we are with uh..non-traditional dives. -------------------------- [Sat 4:29:50 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: "We"? -------------------------- [Sat 4:29:55 PM] undefined - Kristian: LOL -------------------------- [Sat 4:29:55 PM] undefined - Jason K: lol -------------------------- [Sat 4:30:01 PM] undefined - Michelle: perfect -------------------------- [Sat 4:30:41 PM] undefined - Veth: Aiden fits under that bus pretty well. -------------------------- [Sat 4:30:51 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan starts looking over the data -------------------------- [Sat 4:31:13 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: We, as a species, Ms. Burton -------------------------- [Sat 4:31:34 PM] undefined - Debinani: Suddenly she's "Ms. Burton" now after being buds for 30 years. :P -------------------------- [Sat 4:31:35 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: The hell is he going on about? -------------------------- [Sat 4:31:35 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: *As a species*. And that's what we are to you? Fucking lab rats in your fucking experiment? -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:04 PM] undefined - Jason G: it's more code switching for whatever responsibility hat he's wearing -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:07 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Don't think of it like that. It wasn't an experiment. It was..uh..training, I guess. -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:12 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: in a controlled environment. -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:16 PM] undefined - Veth: so controlled. -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:19 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart grabs a fistful of Dirk's shirtfront -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:22 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Maybe we should launch you and Dirk into a fucking escpe pod and see if he can magic both of your ways back to civilization -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:23 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart leans close -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:28 PM] undefined - Veth: He has the best control, everyone says so. -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:33 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: We're not off in bumblefuck somewhere that we can pop out and be 100 years away from getting back. -------------------------- [Sat 4:32:53 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Do you know how close most of us came to dying on Grove? And how fucking LUCKY we were to survive that? -------------------------- [Sat 4:33:04 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: And we're not like, actively getting fucking shot at like we seem to be oh so very often. -------------------------- [Sat 4:33:14 PM] undefined - Veth: Dirk misses the danger. -------------------------- [Sat 4:33:16 PM] undefined - Rob: Although that may suddenly change for Dirk -------------------------- [Sat 4:33:28 PM] undefined - Rob: The getting shot part. -------------------------- [Sat 4:33:38 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: and how do you think they're feeling in Solace right now, Mr. Eckhart? -------------------------- [Sat 4:33:56 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart lets Dirk's shirt go and swings toward Aiden -------------------------- [Sat 4:34:02 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: What we just did was a trial run for what we will need to do to get to Solace. -------------------------- [Sat 4:34:08 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: WE HAVEN"T EVEN AGREED TO GO! -------------------------- [Sat 4:34:12 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Dirk Yang purses his lips and looks contemplative in a second -------------------------- [Sat 4:34:12 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Roland Denhardt coughs -------------------------- [Sat 4:34:37 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart stalks across the room and slams a fist into the bulkhead -------------------------- [Sat 4:34:41 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Is this a normal destroyer, or do we have any special aspects that make it different? -------------------------- [Sat 4:34:45 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: More formidable? -------------------------- [Sat 4:34:43 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: As far as we know, we only need a level 2 dive, Harlan. We don't need to fuck with everyone's lives. -------------------------- [Sat 4:35:06 PM] undefined - Kristian: no that was IC -------------------------- [Sat 4:35:12 PM] undefined - Kristian: and I meant like...we have a freaking AI on board. -------------------------- [Sat 4:35:41 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Possibly, Mr. Denhardt, but not if we expect to have any element of surprise. -------------------------- [Sat 4:36:16 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Din Strata walks into medbay for nausea remedy. -------------------------- [Sat 4:36:14 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Uh-huh. Well, it worked. We were all surprised. -------------------------- [Sat 4:36:27 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: You know what -------------------------- [Sat 4:36:28 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: You're right -------------------------- [Sat 4:36:31 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: That was a dick move -------------------------- [Sat 4:36:37 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: my bad. Aiden's bad but he probably wont' admit it. -------------------------- [Sat 4:36:33 PM] undefined - Rob: Or a Dirk move -------------------------- [Sat 4:36:35 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: You do NOT get to risk all of our lives and then CONDESCEND to us, Harlan. -------------------------- [Sat 4:37:13 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Think of it like a weapons test. If we can unfuck how this stuff works and make it reliable-ish. it gives us an edge. -------------------------- [Sat 4:37:29 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: No, you're right Cara. I was caught up in the moment. -------------------------- [Sat 4:37:35 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: I apologize, to all of you. -------------------------- [Sat 4:37:39 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: That would have been a great discussion to have before you FORCED it on us, Yang. -------------------------- [Sat 4:37:52 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Well look at that, I was wrong twice in one day. That shit almost never happens, and no one is on fire. -------------------------- [Sat 4:37:55 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: If it was such a fucking good idea then use those words of yours that you're so fucking fond of -------------------------- [Sat 4:38:19 PM] undefined - Kristian: butdidyoudie.jpg appears on everyone's slate -------------------------- [Sat 4:38:43 PM] undefined - Rob: That may lead to murder. :P -------------------------- [Sat 4:39:06 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart wipes his hand across his jumpsuit, leaving a smear of blood -------------------------- [Sat 4:39:13 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: yeah, you're right. This should be a group decision, mostly. -------------------------- [Sat 4:39:12 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: I'll leave this to you, Colonel. -------------------------- [Sat 4:39:19 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: "Mostly" -------------------------- [Sat 4:39:20 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Daniel Eckhart goes back to his room -------------------------- [Sat 4:39:25 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Cara Burton spits on the ground -------------------------- [Sat 4:39:39 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: But to be fair, your ass isn't getting drugged into a coma every time we dive. -------------------------- [Sat 4:39:50 PM] undefined - Michelle: Of course, we're probably in freefall since we're not under thrust, so that blood probably is floating around some. :P -------------------------- [Sat 4:40:09 PM] undefined - Veth: lol Cara spits AT the ground then. -------------------------- [Sat 4:40:16 PM] undefined - Jason K: lol -------------------------- [Sat 4:40:21 PM] undefined - Veth: Just sort of slowly bounces off. -------------------------- [Sat 4:40:35 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: So take a second and put yourself in my boots - if I don't learn how to do this right I'm either stapped to a bench for half my life, or end up a fucking potato like Tomoe. -------------------------- [Sat 4:40:40 PM] undefined - Michelle: We're just a biohazard right now -------------------------- [Sat 4:40:56 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: I cannot tell you how disinterested I am at your retroactive justifications -------------------------- [Sat 4:41:07 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Feel free to direct more of that ire at myself, Cara. Dirk's actions were not without risk, in fact his risk was likely higher than the rest of us. -------------------------- [Sat 4:41:04 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Bring this to the group next time or there won't fucking be a next time -------------------------- [Sat 4:41:31 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Cara Burton starts to leave, stops briefly at Aiden's words, and continues on her way out -------------------------- [Sat 4:41:48 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Dirk Yang looks at Aiden -------------------------- [Sat 4:41:54 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: We probably could have handled that better. -------------------------- [Sat 4:42:00 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Din Strata finds his pills. -------------------------- [Sat 4:42:02 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Yep. -------------------------- [Sat 4:42:02 PM] Roland Denhardt - Rob: Roland Denhardt shakes his head as he walks out -------------------------- [Sat 4:42:11 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Either of you nauseous too? -------------------------- [Sat 4:42:23 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan takes a deep breath. -------------------------- [Sat 4:42:32 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: We should address the crew as well. -------------------------- [Sat 4:42:33 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: So..normal dive next time or should we ask for permission for further testing? -------------------------- [Sat 4:43:07 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan gives Din something for the nausea -------------------------- [Sat 4:43:16 PM] undefined - Kristian: Aiden doing the math of "fate points lost for not Sciencing!" vs "fate points lost for Cara stabbing him in the dick with a sword" -------------------------- [Sat 4:43:14 PM] undefined - Michelle: And is anyone figuring out what ship just died because of what we did? -------------------------- [Sat 4:43:27 PM] undefined - Veth: lol like dirk cares about that! -------------------------- [Sat 4:43:34 PM] undefined - Kristian: no one knows that but Dirk right now and we don't know that was causation ;) -------------------------- [Sat 4:43:37 PM] undefined - Jason G: pretty much -------------------------- [Sat 4:43:39 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Hey for the record I would have been on board with this. -------------------------- [Sat 4:44:14 PM] Din Strata - Veth: I hate sitting around doing nothing for weeks. -------------------------- [Sat 4:44:17 PM] undefined - Kristian: Next time I wanna take LDS first and extra trip balls! -------------------------- [Sat 4:44:28 PM] undefined - Kristian: type but also..Navoo innuendo -------------------------- [Sat 4:44:38 PM] undefined - Kristian: *typo -------------------------- [Sat 4:44:43 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: I am hoping we earn our forgiveness more by what we've learned and what we accomplish. What we learn now may save us, or others, in the future -------------------------- [Sat 4:44:58 PM] undefined - Kristian: typo'ing typo is the worst shame in the modern era. I feel like I must commit sudoku -------------------------- [Sat 4:45:13 PM] undefined - Veth: indeed, puzzling mistake. -------------------------- [Sat 4:45:24 PM] undefined - Jason G: curious how Cara informs the crew -------------------------- [Sat 4:45:44 PM] undefined - Veth: Tomoe's disembodied spirit is haunting our jumps. -------------------------- [Sat 4:45:52 PM] undefined - Jason G: because that makes her complicit tooo muahahaha -------------------------- [Sat 4:45:55 PM] undefined - Kristian: I would recommend just telling them we are experimenting with the drive system and it's going to create some problems. -------------------------- [Sat 4:45:53 PM] undefined - Rob: Roland will make sure the Dirk and Harlan show didn't damage the dive grid or anything else. -------------------------- [Sat 4:45:57 PM] undefined - Veth: the perfect lie. -------------------------- [Sat 4:46:10 PM] undefined - Kristian: but maybe we pull in named NPCs we trust...not Shemp #7 marine -------------------------- [Sat 4:46:10 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Cara Burton Cara would direct anyone with questions to Aiden lol -------------------------- [Sat 4:46:23 PM] undefined - Jason G: damnit -------------------------- [Sat 4:46:37 PM] undefined - Kristian: "Dirk's an asshole, blanket party at 0300" -------------------------- [Sat 4:46:54 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk needs to have some quality time with Calliope -------------------------- [Sat 4:47:01 PM] undefined - Veth: ok time to do it again, but this time with zazz. -------------------------- [Sat 4:47:11 PM] undefined - Kristian: rizz? -------------------------- [Sat 4:47:16 PM] undefined - Kristian: GLIZZY? -------------------------- [Sat 4:47:16 PM] undefined - Veth: NO. Zazz. -------------------------- [Sat 4:47:15 PM] undefined - Rob: All right. And we haven't become the Event Horizon, either, right? -------------------------- [Sat 4:47:36 PM] undefined - Veth: There is no way Din is perfectly normal. -------------------------- [Sat 4:47:45 PM] undefined - Kristian: except the SS Fucked that got sucked into the maw of demonsquid -------------------------- [Sat 4:47:46 PM] undefined - Veth: Not anything to do with the jump though. -------------------------- [Sat 4:47:46 PM] undefined - Rob: Let me know at which point Aiden gouges out his own eyes. -------------------------- [Sat 4:48:06 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Calliope. Can we talk about how you experience dives? -------------------------- [Sat 4:48:05 PM] undefined - Rob: Din's issues probably stem back to being run over. -------------------------- [Sat 4:48:29 PM] undefined - Kristian: every time Dirk is left in charge of a motor vehicle of any size, chaos ensues. -------------------------- [Sat 4:48:48 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Do you...feel? anything? -------------------------- [Sat 4:48:56 PM] undefined - Veth: Aw man, one of us should have used sam neill for their character portrait. -------------------------- [Sat 4:49:03 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Do you feel like you are inhibited in any way? -------------------------- [Sat 4:49:36 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Are you able to discern the difference between your physical being and your attachment to the ship? -------------------------- [Sat 4:49:42 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan opens shipwide comms. As you all may have noticed, we've been through an atypical dive. If anyone is feeling adverse effects, please see me. We will run diagnostics on the dive systems. It may take up to a week or so, but we will check for problems and prepare for the dive to Demeter -------------------------- [Sat 4:49:46 PM] undefined - Veth: I think the Tomoe ghost lie is better. -------------------------- [Sat 4:50:23 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Do you feel that is a positive improvement? -------------------------- [Sat 4:51:12 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Do you feel..limited..by the construct of the ship? Are there things that you don't feel like you experience as a chunk of metal? -------------------------- [Sat 4:51:22 PM] undefined - Kristian: LIKE HOT HOT SEX before anyone says it. -------------------------- [Sat 4:51:29 PM] undefined - Kristian: fuckers! -------------------------- [Sat 4:51:41 PM] undefined - Michelle: That was a really belabored pick up line, yeah -------------------------- [Sat 4:52:13 PM] undefined - Jason G: Aiden will help check the dive systems, even spacewalks and such if needed. He is legitimately looking for signs of abnormal stress -------------------------- [Sat 4:52:25 PM] undefined - Veth: Dirk is like two drinks away from humping a bulkhead. -------------------------- [Sat 4:52:28 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Maybe that's just me, as a meat sack, projecting. We don't have an off switch, right, so it's hard to think about a context where we aren't experiencing the world around us -------------------------- [Sat 4:52:45 PM] undefined - Jason G: we have a week, so... :) -------------------------- [Sat 4:52:54 PM] undefined - Kristian: 'god damn these space USBs, no matter which orientation my dick is in it never goes in!' -------------------------- [Sat 4:53:18 PM] undefined - Michelle: Wow. It fits into a USB port? -------------------------- [Sat 4:53:38 PM] undefined - Debinani: HAHAHAHAHAH -------------------------- [Sat 4:53:52 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: (next time he runs past Cara) So, your thoughts on reading in the rest of the crew? -------------------------- [Sat 4:54:03 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: I guess..that makes sense. Conciousness vice existence. -------------------------- [Sat 4:54:08 PM] undefined - Veth: Cara is totally over it in Aiden's head. -------------------------- [Sat 4:54:23 PM] undefined - Kristian: I fucking hate that this has spell check underlines but no context to right click and fix it lol -------------------------- [Sat 4:54:36 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Cara Burton blinks -------------------------- [Sat 4:54:43 PM] undefined - Jason G: well, Aiden wants to make sure no more big decisions get done without Cara -------------------------- [Sat 4:54:44 PM] undefined - Veth: You missed an S. -------------------------- [Sat 4:54:48 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: I don't know, what was *your* fucking plan if this didn't kill us? -------------------------- [Sat 4:54:53 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Or did you not think that far ahead? -------------------------- [Sat 4:55:10 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Where I am going with this Calliope, is the things that happen to us during dives, that Tomoe and I experience...you should be able to do too. -------------------------- [Sat 4:55:20 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: But something is preventing that, if it's..hardware or whatever, I don't know. -------------------------- [Sat 4:56:05 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Don't believe, or you think you have a limit because it wasn't granted to you as a feature? -------------------------- [Sat 4:56:41 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: We fucked up... I, fucked up Cara.. -------------------------- [Sat 4:56:50 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: No, you had it right the first time -------------------------- [Sat 4:56:55 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan goes into a ten minute passionate "imagine the possibilities" type speech that Cara has seen lesser versions of before. -------------------------- [Sat 4:56:55 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Cara Burton crosses her arms -------------------------- [Sat 4:57:08 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: So you think your..builders? I guess did not know these were valuable structures, so they don't exist in you? -------------------------- [Sat 4:57:17 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: I am serious though. What did you plan to tell the crew? I am inclined to just have you tell them the truth. -------------------------- [Sat 4:57:24 PM] undefined - Kristian: *angry Cara noises* -------------------------- [Sat 4:57:25 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Dirk can sort out how much that fucks up his life later. -------------------------- [Sat 4:57:26 PM] undefined - Michelle: She gives Aiden "the look" -------------------------- [Sat 4:57:44 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Choices have consequences. As far as I'm concerned, he's outed himself as...whatever the fuck he is. -------------------------- [Sat 4:57:54 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Do you think there is a way to..patch you? -------------------------- [Sat 4:58:09 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: It's not just Dirk. -------------------------- [Sat 4:58:19 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Not ideal. -------------------------- [Sat 4:58:40 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: by my calculations, there are about % who share these specific genetic markers -------------------------- [Sat 4:58:39 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Kinda strange, when you think about it -------------------------- [Sat 4:58:51 PM] undefined - Rob: Did you miss a number before the %? -------------------------- [Sat 4:59:07 PM] undefined - Veth: That's how small the number is. -------------------------- [Sat 4:59:14 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: I put something in brackets which the system didn't like -------------------------- [Sat 4:59:18 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: I have some sort of ability or maybe disability, beyond what my species would normally have, but you don't have that ability and it makes you more human. -------------------------- [Sat 4:59:15 PM] undefined - Rob: Ah, got it. -------------------------- [Sat 4:59:33 PM] undefined - Kristian: "one time someone fucked an alien TEH END" -------------------------- [Sat 5:00:06 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Perhaps you have some sort of latent ability and we just need to activate it? -------------------------- [Sat 5:00:04 PM] Cara Burton - Jason K: Great. You can put together a presentation and inform the crew. I am not inclined to lie to them. It's not my nature. And I wouldn't even know how to begin. -------------------------- [Sat 5:00:16 PM] undefined - Veth: Dirk then finds a firefly and crams it into the computer's cup holder. -------------------------- [Sat 5:00:23 PM] undefined - Kristian: Aiden, get on the Calliope waifubot -------------------------- [Sat 5:00:32 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: But, you're right Cara - the truth always comes out in the end. It almost always does -------------------------- [Sat 5:00:34 PM] undefined - Kristian: tap. lol -------------------------- [Sat 5:00:58 PM] undefined - Kristian: Cara's presentation: "Dirk is an asshole and he makes you seasick" -------------------------- [Sat 5:00:57 PM] undefined - Michelle: We're lucky to have kept this secret with nine of us... Now we're extending that to 20+? -------------------------- [Sat 5:01:28 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk's opinion is "trusted/shareholder crew can get the story, shemps get the BS "not cleared" party line" -------------------------- [Sat 5:01:44 PM] undefined - Rob: Try "Dirk is an alien" and they will believe you. -------------------------- [Sat 5:02:05 PM] undefined - Kristian: "Rmemeber when that drunk mofo burned down GNN and ran over a cop? Yeah he's also able to use his mind to traverse space-time -------------------------- [Sat 5:02:05 PM] undefined - Michelle: Probably what they think already -------------------------- [Sat 5:03:06 PM] undefined - Kristian: as is tradition -------------------------- [Sat 5:03:47 PM] undefined - Kristian: HELLO FELLOW SPACEFARERS -------------------------- [Sat 5:04:51 PM] undefined - Kristian: am I still here or did everyone die -------------------------- [Sat 5:04:58 PM] undefined - Veth: I was about to ask that. -------------------------- [Sat 5:05:09 PM] undefined - Michelle: Aiden's working on his speech -------------------------- [Sat 5:05:51 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: I want to personally apologize to all of you. Recently we have seen some strange phenomena regarding our dives, and we haven't been as transparent as we should be. -------------------------- [Sat 5:06:05 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: You felt the effects of this yourselves during this last dive. -------------------------- [Sat 5:06:16 PM] undefined - Rob: Swan is chewing on a bar of metal. -------------------------- [Sat 5:06:21 PM] undefined - Veth: "so it turns out we have a ghost..." -------------------------- [Sat 5:06:33 PM] undefined - Debinani: I'm glad I have that Cara photo. That's going to get a lot of play. -------------------------- [Sat 5:06:44 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan points to Dirk. He did it! it was HIM! jk -------------------------- [Sat 5:06:46 PM] undefined - Kristian: and if ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK WITH ME I WILL LEAVE YOU IN NSPACE FLOATING AROUND FOR A DEMONDSQUID TO CHEW ON FOR ALL ETERNITY -------------------------- [Sat 5:06:56 PM] undefined - Debinani: "I can kill you with my brain." -------------------------- [Sat 5:07:08 PM] undefined - Veth: I love that Dirk is completely unaffected by seeing that demonsquid. -------------------------- [Sat 5:07:12 PM] undefined - Michelle: Pretty sure Daniel could kill Dirk with Betsy first -------------------------- [Sat 5:07:29 PM] undefined - Kristian: it's not even a demonsquid I just keep saying that lol -------------------------- [Sat 5:07:26 PM] undefined - Rob: Dirk is actually a demonsquid in disguise. -------------------------- [Sat 5:07:45 PM] undefined - Kristian: Dirk is half lawyer half demonsquid half table -------------------------- [Sat 5:07:51 PM] undefined - Kristian: charsheet secret revealed -------------------------- [Sat 5:07:49 PM] undefined - Veth: It's now a demonsquid, no other choice. -------------------------- [Sat 5:08:16 PM] undefined - Debinani: I can see the camera panning across the marines, back to Aiden, cutting over to Cara's death stare. -------------------------- [Sat 5:08:52 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Many of you know I have a background in theoretical physics. I mention this because when I say we're seeing some strange, possibly unprecedented events in our recent history, I am not being hyperbolic. -------------------------- [Sat 5:09:15 PM] undefined - Kristian: swan: hyper...you have ADHD? -------------------------- [Sat 5:09:24 PM] undefined - Michelle: Kevin just looks confused -------------------------- [Sat 5:09:42 PM] undefined - Veth: No, kevin is holding his hands to his cheeks in shock. -------------------------- [Sat 5:09:46 PM] undefined - Veth: Obviously. -------------------------- [Sat 5:10:04 PM] undefined - Debinani: Kevin worships Aiden (for not shooting him in the face) so he's probably pretty forgiving. -------------------------- [Sat 5:10:12 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: I believe we are on the cusp of some amazing discoveries. Discoveries that I am excited to be a part of, and I hope you are equally as excited. -------------------------- [Sat 5:10:11 PM] undefined - Rob: Aiden's plan is to lull them to sleep so no one hears him say it was his fault. -------------------------- [Sat 5:10:34 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan brings out the powerpoint presentation to spice things up -------------------------- [Sat 5:10:48 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Jesus Dude -------------------------- [Sat 5:10:48 PM] undefined - Michelle: zzzzZzzz -------------------------- [Sat 5:10:59 PM] undefined - Debinani: it's.....posisblethatdirkispsychicandivebeenusinghimtoadvancemyresearchandflingtheshipthroughextradimensionalspacewithoutanet -------------------------- [Sat 5:11:14 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: We have some crazy psychic alien shit happening that allows some of us to fuck with dives. -------------------------- [Sat 5:11:25 PM] Dirk Yang - Kristian: Some being me, right now. -------------------------- [Sat 5:11:38 PM] undefined - Jason K: lmao -------------------------- [Sat 5:11:51 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: Aiden Harlan talks for ten minutes about the frontiers of possibility... and wraps it up with "and in conclusion... (then dirk kicks in( -------------------------- [Sat 5:12:45 PM] undefined - Kristian: lol -------------------------- [Sat 5:12:42 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Best lies are the truth. -------------------------- [Sat 5:12:49 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: I'm out for the 15th -------------------------- [Sat 5:12:59 PM] undefined - Kristian: thx Deb! -------------------------- [Sat 5:12:59 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Seeya then guys :) -------------------------- [Sat 5:13:01 PM] Daniel Eckhart - Michelle: Yeah, don't think I can make it work -------------------------- [Sat 5:13:01 PM] Din Strata - Veth: Thanks deb! -------------------------- [Sat 5:12:59 PM] undefined - Rob: In light of this session I'm worried that the next one is on the Ides of March -------------------------- [Sat 5:13:08 PM] undefined - Kristian: Tornadoes headed to LA this week again :( -------------------------- [Sat 5:13:09 PM] undefined - Jason K: Thanks Deb! -------------------------- [Sat 5:13:15 PM] Aiden Harlan - Jason G: lol thanks, Deb! -------------------------- [Sat 5:13:16 PM] undefined - Kristian: Khara going on a deep dive --------------------------